Adult website offers Mike Tyson drug test job after ‘fake penis’ admission
A popular adult website has offered Mike Tyson a job after an old story resurfaced regarding the former undisputed heavyweight champion this week.
‘The Baddest Man on the Planet’ once again referred to his wilder days when taking drugs during training camps and fights.
So how did ‘Iron Mike’ get away with his partying lifestyle alongside his later boxing career? – Firstly, ahem, using a fake penis.
Tyson would pump the penis full of someone else’s urine, sometimes from his own children, and then hoodwink the testing system.
Upon the 54-year-old readdressing the claims first made during his ‘Undisputed Truth’ tour some years ago, CamSoda made the returning boxer an offer.
WBN obtained a copy and have printed it in full below.
Dear Mr. Mike Tyson,
I was very intrigued listening to your “Hotboxin” podcast this week. Your story about using a prosthetic penis to produce clean urine for your drug test before a fight gave me an idea. You may not know this, but CamSoda, a leading adult entertainment webcam company, is actually heavily involved in the fight game. We produced an MMA card, CamSoda Legends, in 2018, and had what some have called the most entertaining mma battle of the year during our Fight Circus event this past August.
With Fight Circus Vol. 2 set to take place on November 21 in Thailand, I’d like to formally extend a $100,000 offer for you to be the Drug Test Coordinator for the event. Given your status as a legend of the boxing ring and expertise with bypassing drug tests, we think you are well qualified to advise our officials during their pre-fight drug test to make sure that everyone is abiding by the rules.
For the record, we are proponents of medicinal drug use, we even gave out bongs to the losers during the first Fight Circus. Mainly we want you to spot any fakes where a contestant is trying to sneak by using performance enhancing drugs. We cannot stand for PEDs and fake Johnson’s in our Circus!
I know you have a big fight coming up yourself on the 28th. We are willing to fly out your entire team so that you can continue your training camp in Thailand. There are plenty of tigers around, I know you’re fond of them. I’m a huge fan and cannot wait to see you and Roy Jones Jr. battle it out on a personal level.
If interested, please reach out to me at email@example.com. Would love to coordinate a phone call to discuss logistics.
I look forward to hearing from you!
Tyson will face Roy Jones Jr. on November 28th, live on Pay Per View and is currently training for the comeback.
If successful, it’s fully expected that Tyson will battle old rival Evander Holyfield next.
Should Tyson takes up the CamSoda offer in the meantime, WBN will be the first to know.